Zombies!

You know about my fascination with zombies, and at long last I am posting a Zombie Survival Guide! 

1. Avoid contact whenever possible (travel at night if possible) 

2. Keep a Blunt of extremely sharp tool for close combat 

Examples

A. Crowbar 

B. Katana (samurai sword) 

C. Shovel 

D. Spear 

3. If you are bit, you are infected. This means you will become a zombie in 24-72 hours (usually). Stay away from your friends and family.

4. The only way to kill a zombie is substantial force applied to the neck or spine. Fortunately, a concussive blow to the head with a blunt object will do the trick. with a sharp weapon, piercing the brain, piercing the spine or decapitation will do the trick. With a firearm (auto weapons are silly because they are inaccurate) aim for the head as any other part of the body is immune to pain or mortality. 

5. They can hear and see! Shut up and stay hidden! (also, a silenced firearm is recomended because of this)

6. Conserve food and ammo as they are scarce in a outbreak scenario. (ammo especially)

7. When running stay in wide open spaces as zombies are slow due to rigger-mortis and are easily outrun, except when confined in small areas. 

8. Avoid special forces present to contain the outbreak as they will shoot any possible infectees (this means you).

Lent? Ha!

Yeah I don't do that. If I did do it, Id give up faith. It's not like faith is a bad thing, it's just not for me. If belief in a higher power makes you a better person, I would tell you not to give it up. The only thing that bothers me is when people go radical and say psycho things like "Your heart belongs only to god.", "Lets blow up abortion clinics!", and "Your passions and what you love to do is a sin and the only way to be happy is to be unhappy in the service of 'God'. ". I hate it when people are so obsessed that they hate people with other beliefs, reject sciences (such as medicine), abandon all thought and logical reasoning, and become sexist(because most religious beliefs are sexist. example: no female priests). If there is a God, I would think he would'nt want to chain us down with extreme sets of rules and demand constant worship and let you be free, but thats just what I think.

Resident Evil 5 cutscene

Best Cutscene in the game by far! Publish Post

What am I ?

I have absolutley no idea about my ancestry, and I would like you guys to gimme some feedback as to what you think I might be. I mean, I have Grey eyes. What the hell is that? Have you seen my hair growth pattern? I have an automatic rat tail/ mullet that grows faster than all the rest of my hair. You have to admit, I have a unique look. My facial features are also interesting. I wish I had orange eyes though... but anyways tell me what you think I might be!

St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's day: AA's worst nightmare. This holiday is just an excuse for adults to neglect their responsibilities and get mind-blowingly drunk. It doesn't even have anything to do with St. Patrick! It's no fun unless you are 21, so if you went to the parade under 21 you are stupid. Besides, I've decided to never induce enough alcohol to become intoxicated as this usually leads to problems. I just don't see the point in this holiday.

25 things I want to do before I die

1. Never Die 

2. Somehow obtain angel wings 

3. Meet a Zombie 

4. Design a Video Game 

5. Learn to deflect bullets with my Samurai Katana

6. Shoot a Zombie 

7. Illigalize rap and country music

8. Start a riot 

9. eat an endangered animal with barbecue sauce 

10. Set fire to a Zombie  

11. Bio-Engineer a two-headed wolf that eats conservatives 

12. Create Miracles than disappoint with logical explanations 

13. Lose my right eye and put an eye patch over it 

14. Be married to several women at once (otherwise it would get boring, ya know?) 

15. Learn how to fly an F-15

16. Own a Dodge Challenger (will happen soon!) 

17. Own a 9-foot Nile Monitor Lizard 

18. Decapitate a Zombie 

19. Become the world's best guitarist 

20. Own a legendary japanese sword 

21. Participate in a Precious Jewel heist 

22. Bludgeon a Zombie to death 

23. Become Half-Vampire 

24. Lead an epic, final battle against, well... something... 

25. Become supreme overlord of earth

What I'm tired of seeing on Television

 These are the 6 things I'm tired of seeing on television: 

1. Commercials of Starving people in Africa demanding your money. 

2. Polar bears on small ice platforms (besides, anyone that knows the first thing about polar bears know that they are excellent swimmers.... and the most aggressive animal on the planet.) 

3. SHAMWOW 

4. Bias, Republican-controlled Fox News 

5. Local Commercials 

6. That crazy chick with 8 kids