25 things I want to do before I die

1. Never Die 

2. Somehow obtain angel wings 

3. Meet a Zombie 

4. Design a Video Game 

5. Learn to deflect bullets with my Samurai Katana

6. Shoot a Zombie 

7. Illigalize rap and country music

8. Start a riot 

9. eat an endangered animal with barbecue sauce 

10. Set fire to a Zombie  

11. Bio-Engineer a two-headed wolf that eats conservatives 

12. Create Miracles than disappoint with logical explanations 

13. Lose my right eye and put an eye patch over it 

14. Be married to several women at once (otherwise it would get boring, ya know?) 

15. Learn how to fly an F-15

16. Own a Dodge Challenger (will happen soon!) 

17. Own a 9-foot Nile Monitor Lizard 

18. Decapitate a Zombie 

19. Become the world's best guitarist 

20. Own a legendary japanese sword 

21. Participate in a Precious Jewel heist 

22. Bludgeon a Zombie to death 

23. Become Half-Vampire 

24. Lead an epic, final battle against, well... something... 

25. Become supreme overlord of earth