Kyle Edwards

Kyle Edwards
I PWN3D ur Mom

Monday, March 30, 2009

Lent? Ha!

Yeah I don't do that. If I did do it, Id give up faith. It's not like faith is a bad thing, it's just not for me. If belief in a higher power makes you a better person, I would tell you not to give it up. The only thing that bothers me is when people go radical and say psycho things like "Your heart belongs only to god.", "Lets blow up abortion clinics!", and "Your passions and what you love to do is a sin and the only way to be happy is to be unhappy in the service of 'God'. ". I hate it when people are so obsessed that they hate people with other beliefs, reject sciences (such as medicine), abandon all thought and logical reasoning, and become sexist(because most religious beliefs are sexist. example: no female priests). If there is a God, I would think he would'nt want to chain us down with extreme sets of rules and demand constant worship and let you be free, but thats just what I think.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Friday, March 20, 2009

What am I ?

I have absolutley no idea about my ancestry, and I would like you guys to gimme some feedback as to what you think I might be. I mean, I have Grey eyes. What the hell is that? Have you seen my hair growth pattern? I have an automatic rat tail/ mullet that grows faster than all the rest of my hair. You have to admit, I have a unique look. My facial features are also interesting. I wish I had orange eyes though... but anyways tell me what you think I might be!

St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's day: AA's worst nightmare. This holiday is just an excuse for adults to neglect their responsibilities and get mind-blowingly drunk. It doesn't even have anything to do with St. Patrick! It's no fun unless you are 21, so if you went to the parade under 21 you are stupid. Besides, I've decided to never induce enough alcohol to become intoxicated as this usually leads to problems. I just don't see the point in this holiday.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

25 things I want to do before I die

1. Never Die 
2. Somehow obtain angel wings 
3. Meet a Zombie 
4. Design a Video Game 
5. Learn to deflect bullets with my Samurai Katana
6. Shoot a Zombie 
7. Illigalize rap and country music
8. Start a riot 
9. eat an endangered animal with barbecue sauce 
10. Set fire to a Zombie  
11. Bio-Engineer a two-headed wolf that eats conservatives 
12. Create Miracles than disappoint with logical explanations 
13. Lose my right eye and put an eye patch over it 
14. Be married to several women at once (otherwise it would get boring, ya know?) 
15. Learn how to fly an F-15
16. Own a Dodge Challenger (will happen soon!) 
17. Own a 9-foot Nile Monitor Lizard 
18. Decapitate a Zombie 
19. Become the world's best guitarist 
20. Own a legendary japanese sword 
21. Participate in a Precious Jewel heist 
22. Bludgeon a Zombie to death 
23. Become Half-Vampire 
24. Lead an epic, final battle against, well... something... 
25. Become supreme overlord of earth

Thursday, March 5, 2009

What I'm tired of seeing on Television

 These are the 6 things I'm tired of seeing on television: 
1. Commercials of Starving people in Africa demanding your money. 
2. Polar bears on small ice platforms (besides, anyone that knows the first thing about polar bears know that they are excellent swimmers.... and the most aggressive animal on the planet.) 
3. SHAMWOW 
4. Bias, Republican-controlled Fox News 
5. Local Commercials 
6. That crazy chick with 8 kids 
 

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

We Almost Died!!

Yesterday, an asteroid the size of a nine story building almost hit earth. Experts claim the impact would have generated a force equivalent to 10,000 Hiroshima Atomic bombs. The force could destroy an entire continent!(lets hope it's Africa. No one cares about Africa.) 
The question is : how long did they know about this? We had no idea until after the event, so we could have been vaporized instantly without warning. The higher-ups hid it from the world. I would like to know when death is knocking at my door so I know when I can loot and pillage(so much fun!). But more importantly say goodbye to the more meaningful people in my life: however few that may be. The last thing I wanna do is turn into an ash statue on the crapper. 

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

What's the Point?

What's the point in trying to share my ideals? No one cares. No one likes me for my intelligence, and I'm starting to wonder if people hate me for it. Or maybe I'm just so low on the intellectual totem pole people look down on me. I don't know, but what I do know is that I'm tired of being lonely, but maybe thats how it always will be. I would just like one friend. Is that too much to ask for? If it is, what's the point of going on?

Tech Class

I love Tech. It's fun using familiar technology for different, new things. I also like working with the Macs as it is an unfamiliar form of technology to me. It's always fun to try something new.