Zombies!

You know about my fascination with zombies, and at long last I am posting a Zombie Survival Guide! 

1. Avoid contact whenever possible (travel at night if possible) 

2. Keep a Blunt of extremely sharp tool for close combat 

Examples

A. Crowbar 

B. Katana (samurai sword) 

C. Shovel 

D. Spear 

3. If you are bit, you are infected. This means you will become a zombie in 24-72 hours (usually). Stay away from your friends and family.

4. The only way to kill a zombie is substantial force applied to the neck or spine. Fortunately, a concussive blow to the head with a blunt object will do the trick. with a sharp weapon, piercing the brain, piercing the spine or decapitation will do the trick. With a firearm (auto weapons are silly because they are inaccurate) aim for the head as any other part of the body is immune to pain or mortality. 

5. They can hear and see! Shut up and stay hidden! (also, a silenced firearm is recomended because of this)

6. Conserve food and ammo as they are scarce in a outbreak scenario. (ammo especially)

7. When running stay in wide open spaces as zombies are slow due to rigger-mortis and are easily outrun, except when confined in small areas. 

8. Avoid special forces present to contain the outbreak as they will shoot any possible infectees (this means you).

Lent? Ha!

Yeah I don't do that. If I did do it, Id give up faith. It's not like faith is a bad thing, it's just not for me. If belief in a higher power makes you a better person, I would tell you not to give it up. The only thing that bothers me is when people go radical and say psycho things like "Your heart belongs only to god.", "Lets blow up abortion clinics!", and "Your passions and what you love to do is a sin and the only way to be happy is to be unhappy in the service of 'God'. ". I hate it when people are so obsessed that they hate people with other beliefs, reject sciences (such as medicine), abandon all thought and logical reasoning, and become sexist(because most religious beliefs are sexist. example: no female priests). If there is a God, I would think he would'nt want to chain us down with extreme sets of rules and demand constant worship and let you be free, but thats just what I think.

Resident Evil 5 cutscene

Best Cutscene in the game by far! Publish Post

What am I ?

I have absolutley no idea about my ancestry, and I would like you guys to gimme some feedback as to what you think I might be. I mean, I have Grey eyes. What the hell is that? Have you seen my hair growth pattern? I have an automatic rat tail/ mullet that grows faster than all the rest of my hair. You have to admit, I have a unique look. My facial features are also interesting. I wish I had orange eyes though... but anyways tell me what you think I might be!

St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's day: AA's worst nightmare. This holiday is just an excuse for adults to neglect their responsibilities and get mind-blowingly drunk. It doesn't even have anything to do with St. Patrick! It's no fun unless you are 21, so if you went to the parade under 21 you are stupid. Besides, I've decided to never induce enough alcohol to become intoxicated as this usually leads to problems. I just don't see the point in this holiday.

25 things I want to do before I die

1. Never Die 

2. Somehow obtain angel wings 

3. Meet a Zombie 

4. Design a Video Game 

5. Learn to deflect bullets with my Samurai Katana

6. Shoot a Zombie 

7. Illigalize rap and country music

8. Start a riot 

9. eat an endangered animal with barbecue sauce 

10. Set fire to a Zombie  

11. Bio-Engineer a two-headed wolf that eats conservatives 

12. Create Miracles than disappoint with logical explanations 

13. Lose my right eye and put an eye patch over it 

14. Be married to several women at once (otherwise it would get boring, ya know?) 

15. Learn how to fly an F-15

16. Own a Dodge Challenger (will happen soon!) 

17. Own a 9-foot Nile Monitor Lizard 

18. Decapitate a Zombie 

19. Become the world's best guitarist 

20. Own a legendary japanese sword 

21. Participate in a Precious Jewel heist 

22. Bludgeon a Zombie to death 

23. Become Half-Vampire 

24. Lead an epic, final battle against, well... something... 

25. Become supreme overlord of earth

What I'm tired of seeing on Television

 These are the 6 things I'm tired of seeing on television: 

1. Commercials of Starving people in Africa demanding your money. 

2. Polar bears on small ice platforms (besides, anyone that knows the first thing about polar bears know that they are excellent swimmers.... and the most aggressive animal on the planet.) 

3. SHAMWOW 

4. Bias, Republican-controlled Fox News 

5. Local Commercials 

6. That crazy chick with 8 kids 

 

We Almost Died!!

Yesterday, an asteroid the size of a nine story building almost hit earth. Experts claim the impact would have generated a force equivalent to 10,000 Hiroshima Atomic bombs. The force could destroy an entire continent!(lets hope it's Africa. No one cares about Africa.) 

The question is : how long did they know about this? We had no idea until after the event, so we could have been vaporized instantly without warning. The higher-ups hid it from the world. I would like to know when death is knocking at my door so I know when I can loot and pillage(so much fun!). But more importantly say goodbye to the more meaningful people in my life: however few that may be. The last thing I wanna do is turn into an ash statue on the crapper. 

What's the Point?

What's the point in trying to share my ideals? No one cares. No one likes me for my intelligence, and I'm starting to wonder if people hate me for it. Or maybe I'm just so low on the intellectual totem pole people look down on me. I don't know, but what I do know is that I'm tired of being lonely, but maybe thats how it always will be. I would just like one friend. Is that too much to ask for? If it is, what's the point of going on?

Tech Class

I love Tech. It's fun using familiar technology for different, new things. I also like working with the Macs as it is an unfamiliar form of technology to me. It's always fun to try something new.

Carpe Diem

Carpe Diem- Latin for seize the day 

We don't really think about it, but life isn't forever. Any insignificant event can chart the course of your life. These can be for better or worse: a roll of the dice (/roll). Some don't take any chances, they live life without even an attempt at happiness. I myself have had allot of bad rolls. The last thing you want is to be on your death bed (or plane crash, or dismemberment, or being surrounded by zombies) wondering "What if " . 

"what if I focused on studying instead of sports?" 

"what if I asked out this chick?" 

"what if I was less fickle?" 

"what if I treasured the little things?" 

"what if I was less close-minded?" 

Those of us who live in the here and now are fools. Why let fear best you? I's just a natural defense mechanism in an unatural society. Fear both keeps us in check, and restrains freedom. If you asked advice from every dead man under the ground, they would all tell you the same thing: "Carpe Diem". It's the cry of the dead: Regret.

Oscars

I didn't watch em. I liked allot of recent films such as The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and Slumdog millionaire, which I hope both won awards. I hope that any movies that aren't art but pop-culture magnetic idiot attractors win nothing. Films and music are slowly becoming less and less art and more artists succumb to popular culture expectations and the 3/4 of the population's  preferences (3/4 of the population now are morons). Sometimes it just makes me so mad......

Valentines Day?

Valentines day means nothing to me. Just another event that makes me feel left out as I have terrible luck with women. You know what, I have zero luck with women. Screw valentines day .

Hey all. I may put up some photos of my Clay works up some time, so be on the lookout. Right now I'm working on a human arm replication (strange I know). 

The Ceramic process starts with construction. Clay is best to be worked at the stage known as plastic, which is moist and easily manipulated. Then, you select from a wide range of building techniques: I prefer coil stacking. Basically, this entails rolling clay coils and using liquidous, slimy clay known as slip to "glue"the coils on top one another. Then, you smooth and mold the piece to your liking. 

Once your piece is dry, it need to be fired in a kiln, or high-temperature oven. Then, the piece must be submerged in water and glazed. Glazing is a process in which coats of a liquid solution is applied to your work to give it texture, color and a glossy finish. After you are done applying glaze to your work, it must be fired again. When it comes out, your creation is complete!

Resident Evil 5 Demo!

Resident Evil 5 Demo on Xbox live! Download it or i'll punch your throat!

Having fun

Since the swearing in of Barrack Obama, I have been having allot of fun bashing conservatives. For instance, "74 % of the country doesn't agree with you, hick." . One common issue conservatives have with Obama is that he voted present in congress numerous times. What they don't realize is that not all choices are not black and white, sometimes the right choice is not one of your options, in which case I would advise you to vote present.  "Go to War or Not Go to War" is an awfully vague set of solutions. Why not Diplomacy with Iran? Personally, I feel that Fox is one of the forces keeping conservatism alive. They make people think that life, politics, government and terrorism is some sort of action movie like  the show 24, which in one of their episodes advocated torture. What the hell? Shut off Fox News and get with the program people! The world can change for the better if we ban together and fix the problems left behind by the imperial invasion of the middle east and the Bush Administration. It may be hard to believe after Obama, but "the man" , or the powerful conservative terrorists sitting on their high-horse telling you what's right and what's wrong, what's okay to say and what isn't, who deserves power, and how you should think and act. They say censorship is to protect the innocence of children, but if you really care so much get a goddamn V-Chip. If you can't do that, you shouldn't have kids anyways. The truth is, the evangilized conservative scum-bags in power don't like swearing (although bad words don't exist: good and bad are subjective to individuals) because it makes them cry and it's just another way to maintain control. Wake up! They tell you what is right and wrong, but right and wrong don't exist (just like god) they are fairytale words that don't apply to the real world.

Barrack Obama Enters the whitehouse

At long last, the eight years of a criminal presidency are at an end. For the past 7 years, we have been imperializing the middle east, forcing them into western culture against their will and stealing oil. The Bush administration are glorified oil thieves and scumbag land-snatchers, as well as Jhon Mcain. And if you don't believe america is an imperial force, ask a soldier if he ate at the Mcdonalds, or the Burger King during his time of service: the awnser may surprise you. One of the things that angers me the most is the fact that we used the deaths of the victims of 9/11 as an excuse for all of this, which should also sicken you. But at long last, at 12:01 today, all of this will begin to end and the dawn of a new day will begin for our once-great nation and for the first time in eight years, I gave the Pledge of Allegiance proudly. 

Midnight Club LA
Rockstar games released their new addition to their popular underground street racing series Midnight Club. The setting: Los Angeles. In fact, Rockstar claims that they have made a perfect replica of Los Angeles for Players to race in and cruise around in. The Graphics are stunning, and the vehicles are even more stunning. The customization options that made their previous game Midnight Club: DUB Edition so popular are now on some serious roids, including seats, gages, steering wheels, brake pads, rim finishes, and all the other stuff that you would expect.
I have beaten the game, and I still Remain Addicted. The following are my current Vehicles:
2006 Lamborghini Murcialago Roadster
1971 Lamborghini Muira SV
2006 Aston Martin Vantage
2008 Dodge Challenger
And yes, they are decked out in my rough yet slick sense of style. The game is also much easier than its predecessor DUB Edition and should not discourage the less-than-casual gamers out there who truly appreciate a nice car. Midnight Club LA, Unfortunately, will not let you play as any other character besides “Mark”, our protagonist. However, this does not stop this game from being an adrenaline-filled, ten-outta-ten illegal street racing experience. Pick up a copy and if you are disappointed, your life must be really sad. Go forth and customize, for it is what makes us different, that brings us together!

For my first Post, I will Discuss a modern atrocity: the banning of books. For my example, I will use the American Classic Tom Sawyer, one of many great pieces of Literature that is banned in modern society.According to Forbiddenlibrary.com, Tom Sawyer was banned for racially charged language and was even banned by the USSR in 1930 and confiscated from civilians (ridiculous). Ironically, the book itself teaches us the wrongs of Segregation and advocates the African American Community for it's courage, which I personally admire as well. Those of us that understand who Mark Twain was would not confuse him with a racist, and whoever does is a moron. 

The setting of the book, the time and place (the south) , would explain accurately some of the racist tones of certain characters, but the essence of that isn't racist: it's historically correct. If we ban books based on shallow, simple-minded ignorance we may never advance as a species, as this prevents the understanding of your fellow man. We have to realize the right to speak freely has been taken away because idiot's feelings get hurt and we should just please them. Freedom of speech is one of the few things in this world I consider Black and White: either none of it's okay, or all of it is. I Prefer the ladder.